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Vanity 6
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If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)
Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? Call up Jimmy, he's got a car And what if a girl answers? Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl Honey, don't you know everyone's Jimmy's girl? Brenda, I know better than anybody
Well, if a girl answers Don't hang up, just talk about her Yes, hello, this is Vanity Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower Oh, I see Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use to do Now he's taking out me Oh, I see, well, tell 'em He left his pants over here last night
That's okay, you keep 'em He won't be needin' 'em 2 night Oh, what's the matter Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go But he said he did that last night Well sugar, I know about a great party Why don't you bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go to singles' bars
Singles? Is that what you think? Tramp, I'm datin' your dad Oh, he died about 7 years back Now ain't that just too bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em Tall, stiff and ready That's positively more than I can say For dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E Now he's swallowin' me Oh, you mean you were swallowin' him Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?
I'm gonna need it 'cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head Now what you think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig Than run a motel for roaches, ants and lice Dogs and cats in my hat
Hey, that's goin' too far Here, give me the phone Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, you can kiss Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Where the sun don't shine If that don't work, we can duke
You see, the only kinda man That would play with you Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends Could stand the sight of you Much less the smell And if I weren't a lady I'd take my money
And buy you a brand new face Then I'd take my underwear And stick it in your mouth And you'd love it 'Cause you got no taste
And if that don't work Call back your dead daddy And show him what you look like now Honey, I'd bet he never come back
'Cause you one ugly cow (Ooh wee)
Girl, you tell your boyfriend, Jimmy He can go and get hit by a car 'Cause as far as I see it He can't afford to bite the beat of this star
There's two things we can't stand One's a jive talk man The other's a jive talk man with no money Can you dig it?
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