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On an iPhone (Payphone Parody)
I'm on an iPhone Where have the bars gone? I swear I had service a Minute ago Mm, I, I know It's been hard To call me You've tried without any luck I swear I'm not getting them My reception sucks So you decide to text me After our stupid fight I try to text you 'I love you!' And it corrects 'You to 'Bryce' Woah! how's that the same This will be hard to explain Considering that I know A guy by that name I try to call you and claim Siri just thinks I'm gay But it's all in vain Cause I'm on an iPhone Where is the dial tone? I swear I had service A minute ago It's searching and searching I could be networking Playing Draw Something with you If 4G speeds really did exist I would still be posting our Instagram pics All these carriers are full of it Can't I get an app for better Service? So I go to higher ground And search for reception Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I remember Nokia phones Had no problem connecting So I try to Facetime you Once I'm at the highest height But I don't see your face And all I can see is Bryce Woah, wait hold the phone! Are you at my home? This has gotta be crossing Some kind of bro code The call drops this ain't his ground I text him 'Major takedown! But it corrects it to 'Shakedown'? I'm on an iPhone Where are the payphones? If they still existed I'd be better off It's searching and searching I could be networking Playing Fruit Ninja with you Everytime I swear it corrects it And all my strong worded texts Look harmless Maybe I bought the iPod touch That would explain why my Service sucks But I'll still keep my signature at the end Cause after all of this, yeah, I'm still bragging 'Send from my iPhone' END
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